Bruno

a nickname for master splinter a boy whos a rat and trains four turtles

Stranger: So where do you live bruno?
Master Splinter: in the sewer with my sons

by bigfagbitch December 2, 2019

Bruno

A Bruno is a huge dog who seems scary, but is really just a big teddy bear. This can also be used to refer to a human.

“What a scary dog!”
“Don’t worry, he’s Bruno.”

by highlowtide December 10, 2019

Bruno

A non skinny person who has a weird personality and is gay and thinks he can beat up everybody.Bruno always eats McDonald's

@freak_face_bruno

Bruno you fat fuck why are you always eating McDonalds

by TheGodfather1.0 October 28, 2019

Bruno

Bruno, the most gullible person you will ever meet. He will do anything even draw a penis on the science lap desks.

Shane: Draw a penis on the science lap desk
Bruno: Ok

by BRunomentOr March 12, 2020

Bruno

Bruno is a weird guy he has a lot of pain in his heart but will never show it off, he is a bit shy, but in the cute way!!! He is very good looking! He enjoys listening to music, he never opens up to anyone because he fears they’ll betray him or laugh at him, loves traveling, he’s soulmate is and will forever be a Valentina or a Ivana , Bruno has a small dick!!!!!! but don’t worry your soulmate weather it’s Valentina or ivana will love you anyway. The only person that really likes him because of the person who he is is Valentina or Ivana the other ones just like him because of convenience ( he’ll notice once he starts giving Ivana or Valentina the chance to know each other better)

Bruno loves Valentina
Bruno always makes plans at last minute
Bruno is really mean

by Ana la goddess July 22, 2020

Bruno

The act of simping for anyone with a face, under 5 foot

ew, that guys doing a Bruno, someone call the police

by Poggers73 October 15, 2020

Bruno

A milf with huge milkers that create zippers out of thin air. Bruno is one of the hottest people you’ll ever meet.

“OMG she’s such a Bruno!”

“Ikr!!!”

by starplatinumsthiccjuicyass August 2, 2021