cock or bollock

It's a fun game played among chums whereby upon your turn you open your zipper and pullforth either skin from the scrotum or from the penis and all your chums must guess whether it be 'Cock or Bollock'

Hi family, would you like to play Cock or Bollock

by Golden gypsy February 6, 2015

bollocksed

From the verb to bollocks or bollocks-up.

When something or someone is well and truly buggered beyond repair.

pl. Bollocksing

"Thanks a lot. That car you sold me is totally bollocksed"

or

"Man, that is some serious shit. A couple of chuffs on that and I was totally bollocksed"

by Marko the Great August 29, 2005

Kyle Broflovski

One of the main characters in the south park franchise. A ten year old boy who wears a green hat and congratulations you’ve just been pranked i do not give a fuck about ur hopes and dreams look at the next definition

Kyle Broflovski is an awesome character my overall favorite

by Kyle_broflovski10000000 May 2, 2020

dogs bollocks

the best thing ever, not to be confused with bollocks!

that weed is the dogs bollocks!

by pump June 4, 2003

bollocks on a bulldog

Something that stands out and is very visible. The bulldog's testiclar region is extremely prominant and hence the reference.

Bloke 1: "Fuck me sideways! She's had a tit job!"
Bloke 2: "Like bollocks on a bulldog mate!"

by flatster November 12, 2005

Bollock Head

a small creature that lurks around midd arndale

shut up your mates with bollock head

by fredjkl November 10, 2012

Dirty Brillo

A hairy female vagina that was ineptly cleaned post sex. The clinging array of cum and love juices dried in the pussy hair resemble a dirty, used kitchen sink Brillo pad that was used to clean up scrambled egg remnants from a frying pan.

David picked a local prostitute on the way home from work. Wasting no time to get his $10 dollars worth, he pulled her panties down but realized she was sporting a Dirty Brillo and settled for a hummer instead.

by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2015