A brendon

A name commonly used to describe an infection around your turd cutter.

Ohh mate, got fucked in the ass by a big blackie last night.

He gave me a brendon.

by Johnnycatttt April 4, 2016

Pulling a Brando

To show up to an important event or job ridiculously unprepared and with little respect to those more deeply involved with the event or job, despite recieving a large compensation for your services. Doing this act may compound to other problems related to the event or place of employment.

Based on the film shoot of "Apocalypse Now," when actor Marlon Brando showed up on set overweight, without having learned his lines, and without having read the source material, despite being a pivotal character in the film.
Also inspired by "Superman: The Movie," when Brando demanded a large sum of money for his small part of Jor-El, which took only a week of shooting.

"Did you hear Sean Connery asked for 3 million dollars for Highlander 2?!?!?!?"
"He's just pulling a brando..."

by DMInfinityRyan July 17, 2009

Brandon Trace Nicholas Armstrong

King bb/ hes the king of all kings and he is 23 on redan middle school and my man

whos the king of all kings

i think Brandon Trace Nicholas Armstrong

by conroy 555 March 1, 2024

Ashley and Brandon

the absolute cutest people so lucky to have each other. flirty and friendly best freinds always. Has each others hearts forever and always.

Awe look at Ashley and Brandon

by atc2535 March 28, 2011

sadee and brandon

sex all night

sadee and brandon all last night

by you again February 27, 2009

kylie and brandon

This is the cutest couple ever, they should be married
Kylie loves brandon soo much that she would walk millions of miles just to be with him
Brandon loves kylie soo much he would give up his life 4 her

Kylie and Brandon are goals

by MAndB Inc. April 10, 2017

Jack And Brandon

Everyone’s fav gay duo.

Woah look at them jack and brandon

by I like crabs December 3, 2020