A Sloppy Brompton is when a man wraps his penis in lunch/deli meats and penetrates a partner (preferably anal). He should get himself to near ejaculation and then pull his still meat-wrapped member out to finish in his partners mouth (mayo). It can be made sloppier by switching holes multiple times before finishing during the course of this activity.
I went to the deli for a quarter pound of pastrami so that later, when you come over, I can give you a Sloppy Brompton.
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A Brampton Bucktee is a smelly Indian homeless fuck who sleeps on a bench and is probably Dating Debby Parkway.
An example of a Brampton Bucktee is a guy named Ryan Schiller.
An example of a Brampton Bucktee is a guy named Ryan Schiller.
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-I totally bramped in the toilet before I dropped the kids off at the pool, ya might want to wait a little while before you go in there
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by V-Diddy November 3, 2007
Get the Blampt mug.those idiot work colleagues who buy Brompton's (because they think they're cool) only to continuously make excuses as to why their Brompton has been sat under their desk for the past 6 months or more. They also continuously show you new accessories that they have ordered for their Brompton. Accessories that sit under the desk with the bike!
Hey Brompton Berk - why don't you actually get on your bike, rather than keep making excuses? You cock!!!
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Noun
A tiny, miniscule male genital organ...
A type of male copulatory organ handled with magnifying glass and tweezers..
An unpleasant surprise and encounter for a lady in the throws of passion
Synonyms
tiny phallus, small dick, macaroni dick
Noun
A tiny, miniscule male genital organ...
A type of male copulatory organ handled with magnifying glass and tweezers..
An unpleasant surprise and encounter for a lady in the throws of passion
Synonyms
tiny phallus, small dick, macaroni dick
by jean-claude March 18, 2013
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