Bruce 

A straight male who acts like or is a complete flamer or d-bag

That boy a bruce.

Who?
CV3

Bruce by blankyadig March 1, 2010

Bruce 

in a state of immense phyiscal daze. Unable to control neck, lip and eyelid muscles in a conventional manner.

'Bruced out'
'Look at the state of that bruce'
'BRUUUUUUUCE'
'Have u ever seen a pussy, brucey?'

Bruce by The Whiteside and Birns Show 2006 July 25, 2008

bruce 

A slang term for "to leave". Originally to take leave against one's will, or in any case where going away would be a disappointment of some kind. However, over time it has been generalized to be used for any type of leaving or going away. It is now used in much the same way as the older slang term "to split"

The origin of this usage seems to be the ELO song "Don't bring me down" which contains the lyric "Don't bring me down, bruce"

"I'm sorry, I've got to bruce. I'll see you later."

"Did he bruce already?"

"Are we ready to bruce?"

bruce by esmsms February 28, 2008

bruce 

The term bruce, means to take a shit. There are only a select few people who use this slag term, it is not a common word used for shit. certain guys from south london will know the term.

"Yo family got to go cut a bruce... back in a bit"

bruce by G nozzil February 12, 2008

bruce 

being called a bruce is in the end being called a willis.

you stupid fucking bruce

I think you are such a bruce

man your girl is a complete bruce

bruce by THE STIG 123 April 14, 2008

Bruce 

Bruce is a slang term for the word batch. Batch is a slang word for tobacco. You put bruce under neath yout bowls. A prefered mixture for bruce bowls is 50/50(50 percent bruce and 50 percent weed) Bruce always goes on the bottom. Bruce is a necessity. Without bruce we will all die. Thank god for bruce.

Do you have any bruce for my bowl?
I picked up a fresh pack of bruce.

Bruce by Bag of Destiny December 26, 2007

Bruce 

Bruce is a great friend of Willy The Robber. He loves imparting wisdom to others at great length and is an enthusiastic leader. Mervyn Singer is his ultimate idol. One of his many passions is cycling to and from work...and AORTIC

Bruce would cycle to and from Fort Knox to rescue his kidnapped wombat...

Where's the money? Where's Willy going? What does Willy want to know?

Bruce by sweet as chocolate June 17, 2011