Louisiana lunch box

When you go down on a chick who has crabs. Lots and lots of crabs.
Keith: How did it go with that skank from the bar last night?

Shane: It was going great until I realized I had been given a Louisiana lunch box, now my beard is full of fucking crabs!
by Larry Fromish December 11, 2015
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Lunch Box

A Container one uses to hide/keep there Marijuana. Most commonly found in Bloomfeild Hills, Michigan.
Some may use "pelican cases" or other boxes.

"Chris brought the his lunch box to the party and we all got really high."
by Pelican Master July 22, 2009
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Lunch Box

The box often located in the women's restroom where tampons and maxi pads are discarded.
Jane disposed of her used tampon by putting it in the restroom's lunch box.
by JC43113 November 21, 2009
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japanese lunch box

when a girl fingers your ass with her toe while gently biting the low area of your scrotum.
by aye you bitch shuttup December 6, 2009
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Lunch Box Lancers

A group of males who bat for the other team
Have heart brave knights for our French foes are not stout of heart and will not withstand our assault for they are a bunch of Lunch Box Lancers, taken from Richard III
by A Wright June 30, 2007
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parking lot lunch box

It is basically a 12oclock car fuck. During their lunch break, two people arrange to meet at there favorite parking lot. After parking adjacent from one another, one of the two looks in both directions before climbing into the other's car. They then have a car-shaking fuck followed by a ham n cheese sandwich. After they are finished they return to their jobs in their separate cars.
It was 10 minutes after 12PM, they were cutting it close, It would have to have a quicky parking lot lunch box today.

Mr. Fitzgerald had to take his car to the carwash after a parking lot lunch box that afternoon; there were crumbs everywhere.
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 13, 2017
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Lunch box

He who spreads his cheeks to receive a gaping
Mike bent over reached his hands back an spread his butt cheeks waiting for a baseball bat to be inserted in his lunch box
by DukeherIdid September 16, 2015
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