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Bowling Alley Hot 

A measure of hotness which implies that a woman is cute, but not above that level of cuteness which one may find at a bowling alley. The implication is that even though a trashy, low-class girl may be do-able, she should also be held responsible for her trashiness. It's a combo of a compliment and an insult.
-Hey bro - how about that hot-ass girl who gave up the crusty-dusty last night??
-Awww man - not bad, I guess she was bowling alley hot.

Bowling bulge 

This is when you get an erection while shopping for bowling balls at dicks. Or while you are polishing your balls.
"I had the biggest bowling bulge today".

bowling ball 

An act of sexual stimulation involving insertion of two fingers in the vagina and the thumb into the anus.
He performed a bowling ball on her while she went down on him.
bowling ball by LudwigVan March 6, 2004

Bowling Green Massacre 

I will never forget where I wasn't during the Bowling Green Massacre.
Word of the Day on February 5, 2017

bowling for soup 

a funny and talented group from texas.
Kick ass music makers
bowling for soup is the best band in the world
bowling for soup by tailer September 3, 2003

bowling green

A kick ass party school located in Northwest Ohio. Home of the Falcons, BGSU has recently become a good football program. Plus, they have lots of hot chicks, but make sure you wear a rubber.
"I got laid in BG last night."
"Who didn't?!"
bowling green by hexum January 19, 2005