boring

describes an English or history class in school

Horons English is so boring.

by 5'11"racer November 11, 2006

boring

your life on mondays

my life is so BORING. I'm gonna jump off a cliff then grab my guts and eat them, then im gonna wait for them to come out then I'm gonna eat them again.

by some guy who was bored November 2, 2015

boring ass

Really really really ridiculously boring.

That physics lecture was so boring ass, I fell asleep with my leg behind my ear and my finger in my ass.

by PaperMachete October 26, 2005

Boringo

Used to describe a senseless feeling of boredom.

It's really boringo in here, lets leave! I've got to go to work, Boringo!

by FP February 11, 2005

Coyote Boring

The feeling of frustration after having had to listen to an eternity of someone's diatribe. The feeling manifests itself as being trapped or cornered accompanied by an overwhelming urge to gnaw off something. The problem is that there is nothing to gnaw off.

This usually occurs in social gatherings where it would be considered inappropriate to leave. It can also happen at work when you just cannot get away from a coworker or worse, boss.

Dave: Hey M, how was your weekend.

Melissa: Saturday was cool. Friday I was stuck at a company function having to listen to the War-And-Peace story from Mr. Teagle from corporate. The guy would just not shut up.

Dave: Coyote Boring?

Melissa: Man I wanted to stick my head in the microwave.

by RogueSun July 31, 2008

you're boring me

When someone of low value or relevance is looking for validation to the point of exhaustion but it only exacerbates and exposes their irrelevance to an intensely dull disposition.

You're beginning to bore the Hell outta me.

You're boring me.

by Jay double ya June 12, 2016

Borking

A meme way of saying "barking".

The term borking is usually used when a photo of a dog/doggo/pupper is shown.

The word borking comes from 'bork' which sometimes dogs are captioned saying 'bork'.

The word is mostly used on Tumblr where most of the weird memes are born.

*Picture Of A Dog*
Caption: Free, and ready to bork.

*Same Dog Now Shown In Cage*
Caption: In prison for borking.

by Purgaytory August 28, 2016