borken

(adj.) - Coined by the infamous Evan Trask in one of his wilder moments of inspiration. Generally taken to mean something which is not only broken, but completely wrecked in a comical fashion. Can also be applied figuratively to a person who is acting strangely (see: Jordan Burch)

Man 1: "Ow, I punched myself in the face, and now my brain is borken!"
Man 2: "You're an idiot, Matt"

by Mort June 13, 2004

Borkan

verb: to shower with a sexual partner.

I was totally borkaning with my boyfriend when my dad walked in. Sucks.

by Winniepoo December 6, 2006

borked

To have broken something so entirely, you break the words used to describe the item.

guy 1:wtf happened to your ipad, its broken in half and the screen is melted!

guy 2:dude, long story short, its fu**in borked.

by Dj pancake August 28, 2010

boerckelation

A true statement that is phrased in a terribly awkward, yet innovative way that leads to a sudden pause that is instantly followed by roaring laughter.

Yesterday Alexander relieved himself of a boerckelation bysaying, "I don't even have a sister to kiss if I wanted to."

"Seven years? That's like a little kid's lifetime."

by junami September 10, 2009

Bocks

To play with or against a friend on XBox Live.

"There's only one way to settle this dispute. Let's Bocks."

by The Most Excellent Spiff July 17, 2006

Bocko

To inflict a silence in a group chat through no fault of their own.

Oh dear I have done a bocko

by Beghasgotyounow November 14, 2020

Snicker Bocker

When a girl sticks a snickers up her vagina and lets it melt. Then a boy licks it clean.

Jon: What did you two do last night?

Ryan: We had a Snicker Bocker.

Jon: No way? Who with.

Ryan: Meagan.

by adog69 May 11, 2011