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Boonging

Backhanding someone who you thought was competent, but they did something so outrageously stupid
by Dickdownyama September 8, 2022
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Jungle booking

The act of scratching/massaging your back on an object such as the corner of a wall or a tree. Similar to Baloo, while he sings Bear Necessities in the movie Jungle Book.
Damn bro, sorry for jungle booking on the corner of your pantry.

You jungle booking son of a bitch.
by 2 shoes June 11, 2017
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Double-Booking

The moment when you are browsing Facebook on your computer, and then reach for your phone and instinctually check Facebook, thus resulting in an awkward, "Double-Booking."
I noticed I was double-booking yesterday as I was updating my status on the computer and liking your photo on my phone!
by The Clint January 19, 2014
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Booking

When a person or group of people go to a used book store and load up on free used paperback books. You load the books into your car a drive around until you see a pedestrian. While driving by the poor sap, throw a book at the person while yelling "EDUCATE YO'SELF BITCH!
We went to the book store to get some ammunition for booking.
by Jackalman December 14, 2007
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Scrap Booking

Taking a family photo album and closing it around an erect member and then proceeding to fornicate with said photo album.

Bonus points are achieved for depositing man goo on Nan's face.
Dave Dench was caught Scrap Booking his mother's favourite album, she was upset.
by Wakers June 1, 2007
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boinking

Visiting, hanging out with, take on a date. This word makes you sound much more awesome (typically if you didn't get any) after coming home from a date and you want to tell your friends.
(phone call)
Friend: Hey, what are you up to?
You: Being awesome -- I'm boinking Erica!
by Awesomemannumerouno April 26, 2011
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booking my face

The much more awesome way of saying you were just on face book doing some important shit like always.
Punk: Hey todd why wasn't your punk ass at practice today?

Badass: I was just booking my face, you know, doing some important shit.
by ben hardass September 23, 2010
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