bouched

Comes from the french word for block. Means to get blocked, usually used when referring to basketball

You just got BOUCHED!!!

by Bus Driver April 17, 2004

bonched

A colorful expression which literally means "balls on chin". Derived from the action of the testicles slapping the chin of a person performing "rough" fellatio on a male or livestock.

Sara was bonched by Franco while giving him a blowjob. blowjob

by Bill Rizer Pijudo March 21, 2016

bocked up

To mess up, bodge, render unusable or otherwise screw up something. From the German "verbocken".

I'd just cleaned my kitchen and now it's totally bocked up. You left the lights turned on and now by battery is bocked.

by biggus-D April 25, 2016

crotch-botched

This is the condition that occurs as a result of waxing or shaving one's crotch. Ingrown hairs may appear, razor burn occurs, and the skin may become super sensitive and irritated. It does not occur in everyone but is likely to occur if defuzzing is not done properly.

I couldn't help but notice Jenni's bikini line. It looked so red and painful. Poor girl got crotch-botched.

by FASH1976 September 6, 2009

botched

Botched is a alternative word for fixed, first said by grant hall but pioneard by matthew brasier

Guy: omg the lights broke
Girl: here's a light bulb

Guy: botched

by the master of small cars May 12, 2011

Botched

Out of it. Tired as fuck and you feel pretty high. A fake, natural high. Usually only heavy sleepers get botched.

"Dude I feel high as a bitch on zanex."
"Yeah you're pretty botched"

by trvplvrd fvckbvthcvs March 3, 2016

Booched

Being booched is when you have a fish, and it turns on its side for an itch the side of the fish flashes you with a bright shine. You just got booched from a fish.

"Oh! I just got booched by my fish!"
"I hope a fish booched my friend while he was looking at the fish."
"Being booched by a fish is so much fun."

by shume and dojapotimus August 12, 2009