by GothicJedi June 3, 2006
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A: Bob
Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no penis floating in the ocean?
A: Bobbitt
A: Bob
Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no penis floating in the ocean?
A: Bobbitt
by bill the cat October 29, 2008
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Guy 1: Dude I think your girlfriend is going Bobbiting on you!
Guy 2: why do you think that?
Guy 1: she's a psycho bitch bro!!!
Guy 2: why do you think that?
Guy 1: she's a psycho bitch bro!!!
by Psychokiller666 October 2, 2013
Get the bobbiting mug.a really ohh sooo freakin ahhmazzzingg guy that i love more than anything in the world! he is kinda quiet, but gives the best hugs and kisses!! when im with him the rest of the world disapears!! it is like amazinnggg just like him!!
he knows just what to say whenever it needs to be said! he isnt a goodie goodie but not so much a bad boy either
he has the most awesome eyes ever!! i loveee himm soo muchhh!!!
he knows just what to say whenever it needs to be said! he isnt a goodie goodie but not so much a bad boy either
he has the most awesome eyes ever!! i loveee himm soo muchhh!!!
by Shortie-Nicole July 7, 2009
Get the Harrison Bobbitt mug.The act of having your penis dismembered by an ex. Named after Lorena Bobbitt after she sliced off her husband's penis
by Venerable white dragon January 27, 2019
Get the Bobbitted mug.Bobbit It = to cut the cock off of a cheating man and tossing it somewhere it's not liable to be found, so you effectively RIP his cheating life.
Babygirl, if you can prove he is sticking his cock in anyone other than you, baby bobbit it and nobody could blame you and you would probably get away with it and nobody would want to see you locked up for taking "things" into your own hands and cutting it off and tossing it wherever you (don't tell me where,lol) decide to RIP his cheating life.
by Justyn Kase August 29, 2020
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