Blunder poop

When you're jerking off (or flicking the bean) and your "finish" is so extreme that you shit yourself.

"damn I was jerking it so hard last night I accidentally blunder pooped in my bed"

by Just some guy 183691 January 18, 2017

Blunderment

The state of awe experienced after realizing your genius idea was actually incredibly stupid.

“He stood in blunderment, admiring the IKEA bookshelf he’d assembled inside-out.”

by Azeas June 3, 2025

blunder monkey

Someone who can not grasp the task at hand even though it’s the simplest of all tasks. A baboon, an idiot, moron, nincompoop, dead weight at work kind of guy.

Bud: man that guy over there’s a total blunder monkey, can’t even breathe right.

by WashYourPits June 25, 2019

Mizzy blunder

A blunder so extreme that all hope, pride and integrity has been lost for the individual that has committed the action. A Mizzy blunder may lead to friends and family losing respect for you and turn you into the laughing stock of any social group.

How are you gonna turn down that hot girl, that was such a Mizzy blunder!

by University of Toronto Language October 5, 2023

blunder biscuits

A reward despite mistakes or poor performance that makes someone or something appear undeserving

I can’t believe management is still giving Kyle the best leads after he fumbled that corporate sale last week. It’s total blunder biscuits.

by SugarSmacks! July 19, 2023

Freudian Blunder

A freudian blunder Is when a person makes a personal statement and regrets It later or in most cases, instantly.

Person A: "I think Hannah Is hot as hell!!"
Person B: "Dude, thats my sister"
Person A: "Damn, what a *freudian blunder*"

by SP00NM4N November 6, 2025

The Seven Classic Blunders

Seven classic blunders that may befall a mortal soul if they are not careful. The list varies by region but all corners of the earth have seven classic blunders.

"hah! You have fallen for one of the seven classic blunders!"

by The Goblin of The Nort July 14, 2021