Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.

1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it

by Soggy sack December 18, 2017

Blunderful

The opposite of wonderful

"Hey Rich how was your day today"
"Well, I just found out Bob Ross is dead so pretty blunderful"

by MrsDevito May 12, 2021

big blendo blunder

_Blendo_ (noun): A whimsical term referring to a confusing or overwhelming situation where things are getting mixed up or "blended" together in a chaotic way, making it hard to see or understand clearly.

I am just overwhelmed with this big blendo blunder project and i definitely need a coffee break .

by Kittysrivas June 15, 2024

humorous and juvenile blunder

A funny mistake.

X: The other day I spilled coffee all over myself. What a humorous and juvenile blunder!

by Eli Psis November 23, 2021

Blundering

It's when you're sitting on the edge of a Lake and you look to your right and see a small Canoe and you can almost see that there is a hole in the bottom of it somewhere but you're not too worried because it's obviously not fully submerged so you clean out the dirt and get into it without paddles, somehow make it to the middle of the Lake and then start to sink and panic because you're not in a Lake but in a shark pond.

When i evaluate my life, i can fully admit most of it has been spent blundering.

by Crispyshelbycake January 26, 2021

blunder biscuits

A reward despite mistakes or poor performance that makes someone or something appear undeserving

I can’t believe management is still giving Kyle the best leads after he fumbled that corporate sale last week. It’s total blunder biscuits.

by SugarSmacks! July 19, 2023

Mizzy blunder

A blunder so extreme that all hope, pride and integrity has been lost for the individual that has committed the action. A Mizzy blunder may lead to friends and family losing respect for you and turn you into the laughing stock of any social group.

How are you gonna turn down that hot girl, that was such a Mizzy blunder!

by University of Toronto Language October 5, 2023