Blonachoting

When you vomit and shart at the same time

Ben is Blonachoting all over the floor.

by GigaCHad42 November 23, 2021

Mind Blownage

Due to the total plethora of mind blowing, you are left with an explosion of astronomical proportions in the cranial regency.

Example: in the case of felines partaking of cat nip, the mind retracts then expands at an extraordinary rate causing the proverbial mushroom cloud to appear hypothetically (but also realistically, intrinsically, metaphorically, and spiritually, etc.) between their ears in the absence of brain.

"The amount of cheese in the taco was Mind Blownage, brah" - Anonymous

by Jsas September 22, 2023

Blonkagorytoto

To fart so hard on a person's face that it leaves a bruise.

I can't believe that blonkagorytoto gave that dude a black eye!

by Zepppy December 13, 2009

Blondage

Blondage is the process of tricking a blonde female into having bondage sex.

"Sorry I'm late, I had some great blondage sex last night"

by Ronald Schlongford July 21, 2014

Blonga

The act of dryhumping, or tickling (playfully) a fellow male individual, as a male. This is not an act of violence, only performable on homies.

Beni: BLONGA!!! *starts dryhumping Huba*
Huba: stop!!! This is very unpleasant please stop :///

by Roktageng74 October 28, 2023

blotnaught

Jamaican slang in patios used as sign of great surprise.

Blotnaught my yute!A whe yuh get dat from?

by Kattalyst June 2, 2007

napolean blonaparte

The guy that was stupid enough to try to take over russia. In the end he got his shit blown apart

have you seen that kids fce its worse than napolean blonaparte

by Brian 13665b January 13, 2009