blondie quandie

what you would call someone that looks blonder than usual

Wow Zoe, you look like a blondie quandie right now.

by rb133 June 19, 2021

Blondie Brownie

A blonde haired male that has a very brown anus.

I was like "Why does Ricky need to bleach his bum at all, he's such a blonde dude?" Then he told me he's a blondie brownie.

by RickySStuntDouble May 21, 2017

Blondy Elephant

An elephant with blond hair. Usually found in scuffed russian (eastern european) countries. Able to speak human languages although usually not understandable due to scuffed russian accent.

Human: Hey how are you today?
Blondy Elephant: *mumbles in scuffed russian accent*
Human: uh huh

by Wmbd July 1, 2019