Popup Blocker

Any easily obtainable object used for hiding a sudden and unanticipated erection (popup), while in public.

Steve had to use a dodge ball in gym class as a popup blocker to hide his huge broner from any onlooking male counterparts.

by Crooked Vulture November 16, 2009

Cell Block

Three shots that are taken back-to-back-to-back; three alcoholic shots taken in succession.

I lost the bet so Mark made me take a cell block (3 shots in a row).

by Chopsooey October 10, 2020

cotton blocked

When you get cock-blocked by a tampon.

CBS

“Did you fuck last night?”
“Nah, she’s on her period. I got cotton blocked.”

by Juicy - C March 9, 2019

Dark Blockchain

Dark Blockchain is a term that literally doesn't mean anything. It just sounds cool.

Employer: So, what are your past qualifications for this job?
Kevin: I am a dark blockchain expert.

by Terrain2 February 7, 2020

thanos cock block

When a guy is about to cum in his girl and Thanos clicks his fingers and the girl dissapears, leaving the guy to cum into empty space.

Did you hear Mike got Thanos cock blocked, she disappeared as he came, only thing left was his cum on her sheets.

by DrSalter June 1, 2018

Spin the block

To come back around on a block, to re-shoot at an opp (opposition), to finish the drill. Or, to add new suspects to the hit.

“Fuck da, spin the block, shoot the friend too.”- NLE Choppa

by Ja’cenny July 5, 2019

Crop Blocked

When you try to purchase an amount marijuana or crop from someone when someone else enters the room or area that is disapproving of the purchase. You have been crop blocked, like cock blocked, but while trying beef up your stash.

Man, I was trying to score some good nugs at a good price and he walked in the room and totally crop blocked me.

by Fo Realzzzz November 13, 2011