Blockbuster Video

A DVD rental store that's as ancient as Madonna's boobs.

Stan: You should try to get it on that ancient civilization show so people can see how cultures used to live."

Randy: Oh ha ha ha ha, I get it. Blockbuster Video is so out of date it's ancient, hahaha Sharon, I get it.

Sharon: I didn't say anything.

Randy: You were thinking it! But you're wrong! The average person still wants to rent movies they can hold in their hands! We're gonna have customers up our ass, Sharon. Up! Our! Ass!

by WTF123 July 5, 2014

blogsterbation

Using one's blog to simultaneously seem like an expert and stroke their own ego at the same time. Applies to not just blogs but other forms of social media as well (Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, Etc.)

Man, did you see So and So's gross display of public blogsterbation this morning? Thank you for yet another enlightening "expert" commentary from a social media/seo/web marketing "consultant" with absolutely no professional experience.

by ughallthegoodnamesaretaken May 27, 2010

Blockbuster Luster

A person who hates a film unless it contains amazing actions scenes, high paid actors, and top notch special effects.

Wow Rico is such a Blockbuster Luster... his favorite movies are Transformers 2 and Avatar.

by Palient February 20, 2011

Blockbuster and cock thruster

Do I even need to explain

Hey kid,you wanna good Old blockbuster and cock thruster

by Sjfkd April 23, 2018

blowsterbating

its like masturbating but with your mouth. can also be referred to as masturbation of the mouth

guy 1: dude I just walked in on my mom blowsterbating!!!!
guy 2: thats freaking awesome
guy 1: fuck yeah it was

by pdogson321 November 14, 2018

BlockBuster Bitches

BlockBuster Bitches are hoes that you rent for a small period of time. Just like BlockBuster, the bitch might be rented out and you gotta come back next weekend to see if they available. As they get older they get moved to the back of the establishment and the new ones get put on display.

James: You still messin' wit them BlockBuster Bitches?

Me: Every bitch a BlockBuster Bitch lowkey

James: You right

by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020

ghost blustering

the act of talking mad shit about how good a movie will do despite alienating it's core audience like what happened with Ghost Busters 2016

Guy 1: Dude, that bitch was saying the new terminator movie was going to be good.

Guy 2: Just ignore her dude, she's clearly "Ghost Blustering".

by Not the sandvich October 25, 2020