Lot lizard blizzard

It is when a whore at a truck stop give you a blowjob with a spearmint altoid in their mouth.

Damn Forest how did you get the A.I.D.S? I got it from this dude at the Flying J who gave me a lot lizard blizzard bro... sucks... for real!

by Peter L. Harris December 28, 2016

Blizzard

Despite the fact that they're not a mining company, they're always hitting gold.

Dude. You played WoW? Blizzard really struck gold with that.

by DTraj January 6, 2008

hair blizzard

when someone has such bad dandruff, it looks as if they had just walked miles through a blizzard.

(girl walks in to classroom)
boy: Dang is it snowing outside?!
girl: No....what makes you think that?
boy: Oh...nothing...nothing at all.
other boy: Dude! That girl totally has been through a hair blizzard!

by supercalifragilisticexpidoosh November 6, 2010

Mexican Blizzard

Used for revenge and/or entertainment. The act of shitting in a fan, burying unsuspecting passersby in a storm they won't soon forget.

Juan: Remember the Mexican Blizzard of '03?

Oscar: You kidding? I still can't get the taste out of my mouth.

by Trennodon October 17, 2008

blizzard

1, A large storm (usually including snow)
2, A large storm (usually containing Dandruff)
3, A computer game's manufacturer who have successfully taken money from the majority of 12-year-old annoyances that surf the net (i salute you blizzard)
4, A large storm (usually containing a womans hair..very very bushy hair for that matter)

Guy - "Oh god that was a really big storm..i'm coverd in all this white stuff"

Gal - "erm that's not snow"

or

Minor - "OMG!! Blizzard can't do anything right, *%@#% bliz"

Man - "You try running a game than, or try running across a railway track and improve our gene-pool"

by Arronax September 1, 2006

backdoor blizzard

after returning from a tacobell run, and cumming in your girls ass, you ram her real hard, pull out, and watch her fart out the cum, in a blizzard like manner

mike johnson gets back door blizzarded everyday

by paul April 3, 2005

Snow Blizzard

While doing your girl doggy style in snow reach and grab a handful of snow. Pull out and spit on her back, giving her the impression that you came on her back. Then proceed to ejaculate into the handful of snow, when she turns to look shout "SNOW BLIZZARD, BITCH!" then shoved the semen covered snow in her face.

Also if your girl likes golden showers, tell her to try the lemon flavor.

Dude I so gave my girl a snow blizzard yesterday during that snow storm.

by jobinhammer101 January 12, 2010