LingeringUPSMan

When a man delivers his package but continues to stick around to keep fucking you.

Frank: "Last night I was fucking kathleen and after I blew my load I just kept hammering away. She couldn't get enough."

John: "Dude you're such a LingeringUPSMan!"

by Spankedspacer April 19, 2016

lingering rod

A desperate male genetilia which tends be in your vicinity more often than not

He is such a lingering rod that he follows me to yoga classes to get introduced to my girl friends!

by magicmist April 26, 2016

Matthew-Lingering-Effect

When one remembers a romantic encounter where they were told something nice. One will continue thinking about this encounter whenever given the opportunity. AKA it lingers in one’s heart.

This term was coined by the official rizz god, Matthew A. M.

“OMG, Brittney, I can’t stop thinking about him!”
“Yup, that’s the Matthew-Lingering-Effect for you…”

by willywonkasmom December 20, 2022

'O-O' blundering 'Mate in 1'

A rare situation in chess where castling kingside may lead to an inescapable mate in 1

"I was playing a game of chess against a player when I castled 'O-O' blundering 'Mate in 1' by accident"

by RahandG November 6, 2022

Lingering Lolita

While a guy is eating box, you take the opportunity to wrap your legs around his head to hold him close while letting out a silent fart.

Last night Ted was chowing my box and I snuck him with a Lingering Lolita.

by LynnandMike January 6, 2009

shit-blistering

A short-lived 80s body modification trend whereby fecal material was injected under the skin to raise (depending on your POV) either hideous pustules or aesthetically pleasing blebs.

Opal told me "Shit-blistered balls are wonderful to behold."

by Pastor Future May 17, 2005

blendering

Rendering a picture in your pc with blender, therefore pushing your computer to the absolute max.

Person 1: Hey why is your computer so loud?
Person 2: I'm just blendering, no big deal

Person 1: Dude that's dangerous for the cpu
Person 2: How?

Person 1: The computer sounds like it's gonna explode!

by MyPenJustBroke October 10, 2017