A texting term used to forewarn folks of a scandalous attachment. Lets the recipient know to "blind your kids, blind your wife..." A term similar to saying "earmuffs" when using profanity around kids.
Example #1:
Broseph #1: WTFudge! Thanks for the blindfolds (sarcastic)! My wife saw that crap. Sooo... we won't be hanging out for a while.
Broseph #2: My bad!
Example #2:
Blindfolds... (pic attached)
Broseph #1: WTFudge! Thanks for the blindfolds (sarcastic)! My wife saw that crap. Sooo... we won't be hanging out for a while.
Broseph #2: My bad!
Example #2:
Blindfolds... (pic attached)
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by Andy Langberg September 2, 2006
Get the blindfolded double reverse stranger mug.When ur friend passes out early ... u get naked then u creep up on him like bill Cosby at a bar u squat over his eyes and line ur asshole with his eyeball ... from there proceed to take a shit but go left to right or right to left with the eye balls whatever u prefer for the night finally pack the shit down with ur cock to make sure it's firm on the eyes" with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn" ... no homo
i was hanging out with troy and he fell asleep so I crept up on him and gave him a consensual litchfield chocolate blind fold .
2. There was a new fagget to litchfield so we gave him a initiation to the litchfield chocolate blind fold socIety.
Then we tied him down in a abandon shack put up candles and raped his ass..... then finished it off with a litchfield chocolate blind fold but the intiation could not be complete with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn to mold the blind fold around his eyeballs.
Remember !!!! To always cover the shit from the eyebrow to the cheek
2. There was a new fagget to litchfield so we gave him a initiation to the litchfield chocolate blind fold socIety.
Then we tied him down in a abandon shack put up candles and raped his ass..... then finished it off with a litchfield chocolate blind fold but the intiation could not be complete with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn to mold the blind fold around his eyeballs.
Remember !!!! To always cover the shit from the eyebrow to the cheek
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Me: Hey guess what!
Scrub: What?!
Me: Last night I got blondfolded by your twin sisters!
Scrub: OH MY GODAHSDGS
Yo, last night at the club I got blondfolded, IT WAS SICK BRAH!
~alternatively~
I was trying to blondfold last night, but then Wipper showed up! DAMN it!
Scrub: What?!
Me: Last night I got blondfolded by your twin sisters!
Scrub: OH MY GODAHSDGS
Yo, last night at the club I got blondfolded, IT WAS SICK BRAH!
~alternatively~
I was trying to blondfold last night, but then Wipper showed up! DAMN it!
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Several of our friends came to our pod last weekend, and we had a blindfolded cum-tasting -- what a cum-fest! I got cum-drunk!
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