Blotto Drunk

Dictionary Term typically used by people who dont drink to describe a state of drunkenness that the other drunks in the room have to look up in a dictionary as despite their 30 years of a continuous state of drunkenness had never heard anyone use that word. Functionally equivalent to ordering a Miami Vice at Virtually any bar not directly on a beach

Man, I am Blotto Drunk. Someone responds that Concrete mixers do not contain alcohol, and please put your pants back on.

by B3rg 2 time champion March 1, 2023

Blotto

In a hospital, a patient who was admitted for extreme alcohol intoxication. Jokingly stands for “Basal Loss Of True Thought & Observation.”

Nurse 1: What’s with your new admission?
Nurse 2: She has acute Basal Loss Of True Thought & Observation.
Nurse 1: Ah, BLOTTO.

by dsjjfg November 23, 2023

blottom

short for brown leg bottom referring to a bottom who has shat their pants

did you have sex with dylan?
nah i couldn't he blottomed out.

by jkjkjgkjkgjkjgkjkgjkg February 14, 2024

Bretton

A twink who has a small penis, gets no bitches, and is the gayest boy you will ever meet. He also probably dresses like Steve from Blues Clues, consistently rocking a striped sweater with the classic white collar.

"Who's the twink over there with the small penis?"
"Oh, that's Bretton!"

by Swaggety69 September 22, 2024

BettorEdge

Place to bet against friends and others over sports.

I sent her a BettorEdge bet for the Yankees and she accepted it right away.

by Bestly_urban March 30, 2025

Bletty

An uncanny ability to miss shots at point-blank range while somehow landing accidental headshots on teammates
A persistent tendency to purchase expensive weapons only to immediately donate them to the enemy team
The belief that smoke grenades are purely decorative and flashbangs are best used against one's own team
An inexplicable attraction to sniper rifles despite having the aim of someone typing with oven mitts on

The term is believed to have originated from the sound made when such players attempt to defuse a bomb with 0.01 seconds remaining, followed by the inevitable explosion.
Usage: "Did you see that guy throw his molotov at his own feet and then try to jump through it? What a bletty!"

by the most correct man ever April 22, 2025