Blissett

The Scientific unit used to measure nerdiness. The Blissett (bL) is usually measured in µbL unless it is actually Blissett talking.

"Im going to polish my hard-drive!", this would be a 5.6 Blissett (5.6bL) statement if you were to measure it in Blissett's.

by Ya-Mam March 12, 2008

blesser

A sugardaddy that will "bless" young beautiful women leading unlavish lives with money, vacations and a work-free lifestyle in exchange for "dating" aka sex. This misogyinistic dating agency has gone viral across Social Media, particularly in South Africa.

Yamkela: Hey Sista, where did you get the Givenchy fur jacket?!

Sfebe: Oh come on gal. Haven't you heard ?? I've been blessed.

Yamkela: OMG Sista! Maybe I need to find my own blesser

by Mysoulisnotforsale June 17, 2016

Blessee

A new term used by gold diggers to distract people from seeing them for what they really are.

Jez: Khanyi, why don't you get a job and make your own money instead of being indickpendent?

Khanyi: I can't get a job because I always have to be available when my blesser wants me. That's what makes me a good blessee.

Jez: No, Khanyi, you'renot a blessee. You're just a gold digger.

by Jez86 May 12, 2016

Blessed

When someone is on the spectrum (Autistic).

Timmy: Yo why Derrick don’t walk backwards?

Nick: Man you know Derrick blessed he can’t help it. Bless his heart..

by GaugeHasHash August 30, 2019

Blessturbate

To say "Bless me" after sneezing. Coming from the word masturbate, but instead of pleasuring themself, the person is blessing themself.

The man who sneezed while alone immediately blessturbated.

by theLondonlook February 21, 2015

Wife Blesser

Nicer version of the wife beater

That's right, I'm down to my wife blesser

by Meekerella August 7, 2011

Have a blessed day!

Black folks' code for "Fuck off, Honkey!"

That Cracker really pissed me off, so I told him to "Have a blessed day!"

by Mike the Jock August 18, 2008