blonde

A person with blonde hair; a hair color. Blondes are often stereotyped. Someone's hair color has no effect on their intelligence and little effect on their behavior, aside from the fact that people may change to fit what society expects of them. Not all blondes are dumb or attractive.

Girl 1- OMG, I am such a valley girl, don't you lyk think I seem like I should be lyk "blonde?"
Girl 2- No, because your hair color has nothing to do with your personality. I think you're dumb.

by Nonegiven33 November 14, 2006

One Eyed Blender

1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.

1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.

Jimmy's going to have to get a wooden pirate cock after that one eyed blender he gave himself

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

blonde-dyke

A slang term meaning 'white lesbian'. Possibly re-appropriated to mean "assertiveness" and "toughness".

"Hey Chad, wanna go to the frat house and hit up some blonde-dykes?"

"No thanks, Sterling, I'd rather eat a klondike."

by offthewhim December 11, 2007

jolie blonde

The archetypical Cajun song, supposedly written by a prisoner about a beautiful woman who left him for another. It is considered the unofficial Cajun anthem. The painter George Rodrigue made an especially touching and effective painting of this fictional character, who has replaced the insipid Evangeline as representative of the Cajun sensibility.

It's not a fais-do-do (impromptu dance attended by people of all ages) unless the band plays "Jolie Blonde."

by eViL pOp TaRt January 24, 2006

Blonded

Reference to frank ocean’s beautiful album “blonde” as seen on the album cover franky Frank has his hand over his face while in the shower but the crucial part is the placement of the hand on the face, so when you see a fellow fan or are listening to the exquisite music of frank or a shawty has you in the blonde bag or wanna new move just bust out the blonde and just copy the hand placement over your face....feel blonde shawty feel blonde🌙

“damn homie Zay n Alex really just hit the blonde on dem bitches doe“~earl
“damn they blonded as fuck”~Tyler

by Prettyboyzay🌙 March 24, 2020

bleona

Nice and funny, the most loyal person you'll meet. The smile is her charming. Does everything for the people she loves and cares about. Probably one of the persons we all need in life.

Without a Bleona in my life I would be drowned to hell

by thebestofme March 25, 2017

Blondefish

A girl or boy with blonde hair who has no memory/ easily forget things the phrase that would be used id memory like a goldfish, but seeing as she / he is also blonde and has blonde moments, but also forgetting things the term blondefish is used to describe them forgetting and not knowing simple things.

Jess says: I told you that a second ago
Amelia replied: oh ye I forgot I’m just having a blondefish moment

by Just another blonde November 27, 2022