Blesser

Another term for a sugar daddy, who spends money on females in hopes of sex. Money is usually spent on drinks, clothes, cars, tuition and any other thing the recipient might need

Bruce: "how is Dana driving a new Benz when she ain't got no job "
Clark " ain't you heard she got a blesser, he even paying her rent "

by WhoKingcole June 20, 2016

Soul Bleeder

An overly emotional and/or dramatic person; a person who is always in some sort of emotional crisis. A soul bleeder is not the same as someone who is "emo" or "goth"; they are usually normal looking people; the type of person who writes sad poems to perform at open mic night, or someone who blogs about how every part of their day is a tragedy. A soul bleeder typically uses sympathy and/or guilt to ensure they are the constant center of attention.

"I was sitting on the front porch, in the middle of the night, and I collected my tears in a jar to give to you, to show you how much I miss you since you left me...."
- Soul Bleeder

by Ladypirate February 5, 2010

Speed-Bleeder

noun. A human female who has a short time of menstruation. This usually constitutes a shorter "blowjob week", but also rejoice in her male counterpart upon discovery that intercourse may resume more expediently than expected.

John: You're still bleeding, aren't you.
Jane: Heavens no, John, I'm done!
John: What!... Jane, that's not even 3 days. You're quick!
Jane: That's right- I'm a speed-bleeder

by leahclarkbutler August 19, 2011

Bleeker

one who is addicted to facebook, and spends close to 25 percent of their day on the website; they meet, creep, and stock people on facebook through pitures, wall postings, and the person's current status. This person has a new profile pic after every social function. They tend to get no homework done due to this website. If the only reason you have a internet subscription to your phone is fcor facebook, you fit this definition.

Erica is a total Bleeker. Logan and Alyssa are addicted to bleeking.

by Miguel and Alyssa April 21, 2008

bleeder

it's worst than a pussy. it's a freaken bleeding pussy.

Don't be a bleeder.

by sirkorn4 September 10, 2010

Blueserver

A blue inatomate object that was created by Satan himself. One would say himself, "what do people do in this blue thingy"? The answer is: we get owned. A lot of blood is lost to this manly machine and it gives one great stress when you have forgotten to get whooped that weekend. Satan punishes those who are noobs at this by injuring them, therefore everyone should practice this to satisfy Satan. This object is located in the deep south of North America near a cheetah by the name of Ronald. People eat cheetah's but cheetah's eat people so its all good in the hood! Hamsters are required in this Satanic practice since the Blueserver doesn't spin itself.

Stay Alert. Stay safe! @ blueserver
Wow, Mike bit the bullet when Blueserver was pissed off dawg.

by HottieRC December 4, 2007

bleeper doodle

Someone who cusses, or uses profanity often.

Person 1:"Tim is such a bleeper doodle"
Person 2:"I know, he can't go one minute without cussing."

by CornIsMmmMmmGood April 27, 2011