John Barilalo is the best spaghetti slurping, goomba stomping guy you will ever meet. He specialises in hand to hand combat against cameramen and he loves to goomba stomp on the national wildlife parks therefore converting them into unsafe apartments. Even though he is 110% Italian, he will execute you via deformation lawsuit if you even utter to him "mamamia a-John-a Ba-ri-ralo you need a-more spaghet?" Yes, he barely passed tafe, yet he earns more money than you and keeps his baby fat intact. He work harder.
by Just telling it like how itis. November 13, 2022
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I answer my phone like wots appenin wys lad u tryna get bagz in 5 minutes mush i know that your rattlin yh cushty bari don’t ring my phone
I answer my phone like wots appenin wys lad u tryna get bagz in 5 minutes mush i know that your rattlin yh cushty bari don’t ring my phone
I answer my phone like wots appenin wys lad u tryna get bagz in 5 minutes mush i know that your rattlin yh cushty bari don’t ring my phone
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I went to the coffee shop to try to hit on that hot barista, but there was some barist-bro working instead! I just got cock-blocked by Starbucks!
by ZoSAndrew January 27, 2011
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Before I even put down my two dollars, that ninja barista had a killer doubleshot of espresso in front of me.
by Jimmy Oneschuk July 25, 2008
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