Balooka

A man who catches farts in a bottle and sells them on the black market

My great grandfather was a famous balooka

by moesyzlack September 3, 2008

Blagojebitch

(blə goi ə bich) A word used to describe a conniving or two-bit criminal who whines excessively when caught.

Origin: Insult used on conservative blogs and websites following the Rod Blagojevich Scandal in 2008-09

Michael Vick was such a freaking blagojebitch.

by absentee January 7, 2009

blado

to get falling down drunk.

Auto the bus driver from the simpsons say's "My names Auto and I like to get blado!"

Come over and get blado sometime.

by Steve Fry November 11, 2004

Blagodoo

An overabundance of blow dried, bangs-in your-face hair that would have been in style 25 years ago.

The weather guy on Channel 12 has a serious blagodoo goin' on.

by Bradford S. January 27, 2009

Blagojevision

A slightly out-of-phase view on life that leads to stubborn denial of any wrongdoing even in the face of overwhelming evidence.

Comes from Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, who continually and emphatically declared his innocence, after being accused of corruption.

COP: I pulled you over for going 60 in a 35. I was following you for a mile and i have it on camera.
SKY: No, I'm innocent. You have me confused with someone else.
COP: You have a bad case of Blagojevision.

by ~Luc~ February 9, 2009

Blaboh

Pronounced "blah-bow". A truely and deep profound love unable to be described by any other words.

My dearest wife, when with you I am filled with blaboh.

by Vinny O'neil March 18, 2010

Baloonist

A derivative of Balo & Balloon - A large bear like man who’s clumsy and ogre'ish - walks hunched and awkward, has little to no charisma and is hopeless with women, then finding social skills in later life and becoming semi-cool and fairly attractive to women - turns one’s life around!!!

That guy was a real loser - but look at him now - he's a real Baloonist

by The TurkeyKid September 29, 2010