Braindeadism

A disease when you tend to do something stupidly and not realize what you are doing.

Guy ; I have braindeadism.
Girl ; I know, you keep hitting yourself.
Guy ; I AM!?

by CHINGPINGLING January 17, 2011

Blander Box

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.

"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."

by HateTouch January 3, 2008

Blaineduffy

Adjactive: a word for someone being anoying, stupid and bisexual at the same time

"Your such a blaineduffy for feeling that guys ass"

by Kingkarate1 May 23, 2009

booty blinded

when a guy becomes mesmorized by a girls rather large donk

guy: bro, when i first meant her and she turned around i was in shock her booty was that great
guy2: man you were BOOTY BLINDED!

by clarkbenson June 9, 2011

Indiana Blinder

The act of ejaculating onto the eyes of an unsuspecting man or woman whilst he or she she is sleeping. Upon drying, the residual crust incapacitates the man or woman's ability to open their eyelids.

Dick: "What are you doing back so soon? I thought you were going to that chicks house tonight."
John: "We were getting it on and she fell asleep, so I gave her the ole' Indiana Blinder called it a day."

by Peterbuster September 5, 2013

David Blaineing

Walking aimlessly up and down the sidewalk trying to impress people.

That fool was David Blaineing down Broad St. last night when he should've just been gettin a taxi home.

by Laura Stearns May 25, 2007

david blaine

A time traveling demon.

david blaine: Wanna see some magic?
Person: No, Kriss Angel does it better you bitch...
David Blaine: Watch...
Person: I'm levitating, your making me levitate!
Person: What the F?!
(David Blaine stares at camera aimlessly)

by Broken_Wire July 8, 2007