blahhed

1) Immersed in a lengthy state of apathy.
2) In a state of low mental activity.
3) To be slapped with a stick engraved with blah on it.

I don't know if I can say... I'm just so blahhed.
Wow... that was a stupid and blahhed answer.
::smack:: boy, why have you blahhed me?!

by maelstr0m_X1 April 2, 2005

Blaked

When you smoke so much weed, you can't stop dancing.

Person 1: Stop dancing.
Person 2: I can't, I'm blaked!

by Moflower July 6, 2015

blaked

To be killed in a fashion similar to that performed by Robert Blake.

Shut up before you get blaked!
Or
I have blaked people for lesser reasons.

by arbormystic September 3, 2005

blaked

a cross between blazed and baked. It comes only to one whom has induced a substantial amount of marijuana upon themselves.

dooodd im so blaked right noww!!... heheehhe

by jigen8 February 15, 2010

jon blazed

To be jon blazed is to smoke massive amounts of "dank trees" (highly potent marijuana) to the point of extreme highness and incapability to smoke more. This is where your friends must force you to smoke more because they know your about to pass out soon and they just wanna make your sleep more enjoyable ; )

mary- omg im so high, there's no way i could even take one more hit

jane- uh oh, looks like shes jon blazed. we better put the bong to her face and try to get a couple more hits in her ; )

by DankTrees&Me June 24, 2009

blazed

In simplest terms, extremely blowed. High on the ganja/marijuana/weed/pot

"Yo homie, last night I was so blowed, I thought I was the one shooting at Greedo!" - Star Wars fan who was recently blazed

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

blazed immunity

total disregard for friends, boyfriends/girlfriends or ex's for any stupid thing you said or did when under the influence of marijuana (such as random ass texts, phone calls, confessions facebook updates, etc.)
similar to drunken immunity, only you're blazed.

friend: "duude, wtf was up with last night's facebook updates about my mom's 'massive tits'?"
you: "i plead blazed immunity!!"

by annnamariie July 9, 2010