blag

Something that means nothing. Much like blah. Often used when there is no real answer.

Stephen: Are you doing anything?
Travis: blag....

by Bob799 August 6, 2006

Blag fag

A faggot who tries to act straight.

Tom you are a BLAG FAG

by Topher November 22, 2006

Sick Blag

"Sick Blag"

To 'blag', or lie extensively, to a colleague, work mate, spouse or close friend.

Mitch - "I'm Really sorry boss, there's been a; Death in the family/my dogs died/my mother has rabies/it's the apocalypse/I've got aids/I slept with your sister last night (and she was faaannnnttasssstic)

Boss - " That sounds like a fuckin' sick blag to me kid"

by David 'Beef' Hyams August 11, 2008

blagging my head

to be annoyingly confused by something

dude1:-your mum's your dad's grandma
dude2:-woah youre blagging my head!

by kitsch.object September 14, 2003

blag-o-toobz

The internet. Origin not fully known. Most likely has roots in the word "blog", and the idea that the internet is constructed of a series of pipes that transport information from place to place in the same manner and with striking metaphorical reference to sewage.

Steve: "Hey Bill, watchya doin?"
Bill: "Eh, just surfin the blag-o-toobz"
Steve: "Word."

by the only name left March 9, 2009

Blag

Someone who is visually unpleasant to look at with your eyes.

They could cause feelings of sickness (physical and or mental) or disgust.
It’s not the same as being unattractive or ugly, people who are seen as the “beauty standard” can also be blag.

The difference is how their appearance makes you feel.

“Omg did you see Chris Hemsworth’s new post ? He is SO hot”

“Girl he is so blag, his face makes me want to barf . I feel sick just looking at him”

by Dickies.ca November 23, 2021

Cordon Blag

The practice, nay, ART of making up food as you go along to cover a previous mistake.

Usually used in a professional capacity in Restaurants when you have run out of something, but haven't told the customer, or making something you've forgotten to do.

Example 1:

Chef #1:Hey dude, this bag of prawns isn't cooked

Ninja Chef:Stick them in the Dishwasher

Chef #1:That guy is a true "Cordon Blag" artist.

Example 2:

Chef 1#: We haven't got any lamb curry left

Ninja chef: Just chop up a lamb shank, add roast vegetables, curry paste and microwave. Done.

Chef #1: Isn't that unethical

Ninja Chef: Silence you!

by Jerkston Alfalfa April 22, 2009