Black hole

Someone who is a very negative person. So negative, they suck the life out of you.
My grandmom constantly complaining and always seems miserable. She's such a black hole, it's getting more difficult hanging out with her.
by Brad34695 May 26, 2020
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Black Hole

Simular to a black eye its when you punch someone in the butthole creating a bruised eye like effect (hematoma on b hole)
My black hole hurts super bad when I sit down.
by Deadly mouse October 10, 2020
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Black Hole

The vagina of a woman who has so much sex that everytime she spreads her legs, she turns into a vaccume
Guy 1: Damn i'd fuck michelle but i heard she had a black hole.
Guy 2: I heard that everytime she spreads her legs for a guy he gets sucked up and never returns.
by Bacon1323 December 10, 2016
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Black Holed

To exposed ones anus to an unexpecting victim by the spreading of the ass cheeks.
Dude the other day I was going up the stairs and when I looked up I got totally black holed.
by oTurtlez May 19, 2011
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Black Hole

When a girls ass is so gaping that when you look at it, it looks like a black hole. It consumes anything that goes in it
I was banging that chick last night when i looked down and saw her gaping Black Hole
by ItzzzNate October 05, 2012
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Black Hole

A sexual practice where a small penny chew or piece of candy called a BLACK JACK is inserted into the anal passage and sucked out for oral stimulation and anal gratification. The black chewy sweet is placed and removed by the partner's tongue. The black colouring in the sweet leaves a black stain - hence the term black hole (as a hole is commonly know in parlance and UK slang as an Anus).
What did you do last night?
Oh nothing much, just fooled around
Oh yeah
Yeah, but I gave Robb a Black Hole
Oh wow
Yeah we went through a whole packet of them - he has a hungry bum!
by Uncle Badger May 15, 2006
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Black Hole

The act when 5 to 7 obese black women have sex with 1 average to scrawny sized white man. As the 5-7 women are having an oragy with this man, he is "sucked into" the black hole.
Steve was sucked into La quisha, shanell, precious, laylela, and lula's black hole. Needless to say, he was never seen again.
by wanderbread432 February 08, 2011
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