black hole

the worst possible situation a single person can find themselves in on a night out. Generally occurs when a relatively attractive female is not fully paying attention to her surrondings and is ambushed by a male that she is not at all interested. After the ambush is sprung, the attacker sucks the other person into a painstaking and dreadful conversation and/or some sort of physical activitiy (like dancing) with possibly no end in sight. A black hole eats up signifigant amount of time for one to scope out and make a move on possible interests.

Audrey:" Hey Rachel how was that godforsaken bar you went to tonight. I think it is called Trinity?"

Rachel:"Yeah thats it. Oh my gosh. I am surprised I got out of there at all. The place was fill with black holes."

Audrey: "Oh well, we both know that place is not known for having quality anything, and we always come back extemely uphappy. DO NOT GO THERE EVER AGAIN!"

black hole by RayRayC September 11, 2011

Black Hole

A boring person who will trap you and never let you escape a conversation

I was at Al's party last night. I just finished hacking a skule and wanted to go into the kitchen to peel a scab but I was trapped on the deck with that BLACK HOLE Billy for 2 hours.

Black Hole by Iam Hawk January 17, 2008

Black Hole

Redfern (Sydney, Australia)

"You live in THE Black Hole?!?!?"

Black Hole by vladdenz. January 25, 2008

Black hole

When someone's ass looks sunken in & looks as if a gravitational black hole is pulling it inward

Damn Alexis why yo ass gotta look like a black hole

Black hole by Abbieleann_ December 14, 2016

Black Hole

In kpop, a Black Hole is the worst dancer of the group. Whether it's doing the moves wrong, too slow, too fast or not in sync with the other members, this person attracts attention to themselves accidentally by being the Odd One Out, thus, a Black Hole.

"Did you see that?"

"What?"
"He was so late to do the move."
"Ah, he's their Black Hole."

Black Hole by Yoonminsasses August 27, 2018

Black hole

When her camel toe is so huge that her pants get ingested into her moot

I was sitting next to some girl in class, it was 12:30 pm. She was writing her cheat sheet for the volcano exam. I turn over my shoulder with a glimpse I look down at her pants and witness a phat Black hole.

Black hole by Voluptuous moot September 5, 2018

Black Hole

Your grandma's ass

guy 1: yo grandma's booty hole is black niggaaa
niggaaa: iTs fAcTS! i call it a black hole

Black Hole by lil_shagger April 15, 2019