Douchebag Bisoned

When, trying to avoid being reprimanded at work you are instead run over by your own co-workers to make them less of a target.

"I thought I had the written reprimand pulled from my file when Randy Douchebag Bisoned me by bringing up the porn I had downloaded...

by Rubyreddog November 14, 2011

Hanging a Bison

pounding out a heavy, dark, and fury dump after a long night of consuming grain belt beer

Evan was hanging a bison at his girlfriends parents house.

by nippleninja January 24, 2009

Bisexual Bison

1) A bisexual bison is a member of either extant bison species which, despite some unproductive mating time, tends to contribute more to breeding programmes as it is a bovid nympho that just isn't fussy.

2) A bisexual bison can, more frequently, refer to a person who swings both ways in both appearance and sexuality, simply because they are so F%*!ing ugly that that is the only way they will ever satisfy their unhealthy sex drive. Frequently they rely on alcohol and other intoxicating substances to fool people into thinking that they're just a bit ugly, before they realise that the person is a total fucking jizz-pit

"Good morning Jenkins. By the way, the wife and I engaged in a Menage a Trois last night."
"Jolly good, Smith. Was it spiffing?"
"Unfortunately, the third was a bit of a Bisexual Bison."
"How absolutely rotten. Better luck next time, old chap!"

by urgomanic May 21, 2010

Bison

To be very large in size

My cock is Bison

by Mojo April 7, 2004

Master Bison

A warrior from Capcom's Street Fighter series. He made his debut in Street Fighter II the World Warrior. He was the founder of Shadowloo and desired to become ruler of the world. Master Bison possessed a power called the Psycho Drive. This power gave him invincibility. He sacrificed all the good in him to gain this power, thus making him pure evil. The good in him took form in a woman called Rose. Bison did remain invincible until Gouki (AKA: Akuma) killed him with the infamous Shun Gokou Satsu. He is now dead. Bison wore a red outfit, he was bulky and wore a large cape. Had a distinct smile. His signature move was the Psycho Crusher, an attack where he flew in the air and charged at the opponent, similar to Raiden from Mortal Kombat.

Bison killed me with his Psycho Crusher.

by RBXfromdashow February 18, 2004

Bison Hunter

A friend, who usually gets drunk, and finds the largest chick he can in order to have sex with her.

Last night we got so drunk, John went on a hunt for the fattest chick he could find - the kid is such a bison hunter.

by Raoul Peterson July 16, 2006

bison jizz

The milky white substance ejaculated from a male bison

" mary had the daunting task of cleaning the bison jizz from behind the sofa"

by evlspcmk October 10, 2006