slap you with a day old biscuit

Hitting someone and making them feel like they never got a chance to butter their muffin

Don't talk to me today after what you did, I'll slap you with a day old biscuit!

by MidCenturyMr January 14, 2009

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Dixie Biscuit

A slang term used in the 70's for cocaine

Hey Jim, I have some Dixie biscuits that'll make the girls swing.

by c]:{ March 28, 2016

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biscit • [biscit eater] • Biscit Putting • biscuits • biscuit head • biscuits and gravy • Biscut • biscotti • Biskit • biscuit boy

A person who is on the verge of being fat. Eating one more biscuit would literally make the person fat. Picture a fat person full as hell with the last thing on a his plate, a biscuit, in hand huffing and puffing knowing he shouldn't eat it, but damn well will. That is a biscuit away.

Person A: Have you seen Jay's sister lately? She was fine back in the day wasn't she?

Person B: Yeah she was, but Russel Glasgow say she a biscuit away now.

by Kmachida April 9, 2007

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air biscuit

n.1 A fart or guff that is so potent as to have a tangible quality. A butt berp that has a physical presence, and as such have space made for it.

Air biscuits may be ‘launched’ (2), ‘dropped’, ‘pushed out’, ‘chucked’ etc.

1. ‘Fucking hell, I could pluck that right out the air and dip it my tea’

2. ‘I hate to tell you this, but I’ve just launched an air biscuit’

by G-Dog April 6, 2005

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Flip a biscuit

To freak out.

In extreme cases, you may flip a fuckin biscuit.

Guy #1: Why'd you take me off your myspace? I'm gonna flip a biscuit!

Guy #2: Don't mess yourself, sweety.

Anjay: John said that Cartel and Fall Out Boy are gonna combine to form a super awesome band.

Ty Ty: If that happens I will flip fuckin a biscuit.

by "The Icon" Tyclar November 6, 2007

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