When a bitch give birth to an ugly baby that has a lampshade on its head. The baby can either be born with a lampshade on its head, or it could be placed on its head after the birth to hide the baby’s ugly face because it was too ugly for the world to see.
“Oh you’re a doctor? Omg have you ever seen a Lampshade Head Birth?!?”
“Oh did you hear she was a Lampshade Head Birth!?”
“Ha, you look like a Lampshade Head Birth!!”
“Oh did you hear she was a Lampshade Head Birth!?”
“Ha, you look like a Lampshade Head Birth!!”
by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021
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Nurfatihah izzati binti Zulkifly means is the type of word u say when doing tongue twisters
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Nurfatihah izzati binti Zulkifly means is the type of word u say when doing tongue twisters
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bisexual + pirate = birate! a bisexual pirate consisting of two main hotties a male and female. Who sail aboard the ship, the black fag, and pick up only the most attractive bisexual guys and girls so that they may both be satisfied throughout eternity as they sail around only the most tropical waters, drinking booze and smoking pot.
wait. what did you say you guys were?
we're amanda and nick, birates who sail aboard the black fag looking for hot bi people to add to our crew
we're amanda and nick, birates who sail aboard the black fag looking for hot bi people to add to our crew
by mr. c town June 14, 2008
Get the birate mug."Look...you can't proclaim yourself king just because some moistend bint lobbed a scimitar at you." -Monty Python, Holy Grail
by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005
Get the Bint mug.A word used when you blank out and don't know what to say, like when you are a reporter on live television.
Reporter: "well a berry very heaveh aah heavy do it birtation tonight, we had a very dares dares son, but lets go hit, tearish, taze english for the bit… behead da pit."
by bacala777 March 15, 2011
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Foster child #1 (sister of foster child #2) : We sure lost the birth canal lottery.
Foster child #2 : You sure said it, 'mana.
Foster child #1 (sister of foster child #2) : We sure lost the birth canal lottery.
Foster child #2 : You sure said it, 'mana.
by mistrooth September 22, 2011
Get the birth canal lottery mug.When a male hasn’t shit in 3 days or longer and is very constipated also .Then his next bowel movement that takes place which opens up his asshole to levels he never imagined ,like a women giving birth with no pain killers . Leaving behind a massive turd and blood in the bowl .
“Vincenzo talking to Mario “ Oh my god ! You should have seen the shit I just took ! It felt like I had a male birth to a 10 lb turd , blood and all !
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