Birdwatchers

When Andrew and Seth set up to many decoys and sit for hours with no luck

The birdwatchers shot nothing today and they never have

by Daddy mal February 28, 2022

BIRDBATH

Look up Birdbath**

You make me BIRDBATH

by JazCat** March 6, 2022

Birdbathing

When you stretch the excess skin of your testicles to form a bowl and urinate into it and wait for a birdie to land on it and drink

I like to go birdbathing at the park

by Mike was whore's key August 25, 2023

Birdwatching

Sitting around and doing absolutely nothing; not paying attention, lost.

Stop birdwatching and help me finish mowing the lawn!

by Vortexize December 20, 2023

birdwater

For when an excessively (but not exclusive to) goofy shit moment that occurs in your day-to-day life, and you don’t know how exactly to respond to it.

Similarly to how “dogwater” is used to describe something/or someone as being terribly abysmal and etc in comparison to dog-shit- which hecking stinks, birdwater refers to the silly characteristics of your generic bird + water which is near ubiquitous, and thus is able to be attributed to nearly any time, object, and person.

A friend decided that it was a great idea to drink and rave at their house on a Tuesday night at 2am, inevitability crashing upon second period at school slobbering all over the table and you.

Friend: “Oh man, I’m never doing anything like that again..”

Me: “No shit bro, that was birdwater.”

by keronako February 22, 2024

Birdbath

The act of shitting in a woman's sink if things don't go out right

Me and my girlfriend got into and argument so I left a Birdbath before i left.

by Broly_Toes April 20, 2024

Birdbath

1. A bath for birds, usually made of stone or a similar material.
2. What Mustard gave to the "dirty money" his family came up on in "Ballin"

1. "Did you see Ken's new Birdbath he installed last week? It's so pretty!"
2. "Family came up on dirty money, gave it a Birdbath"

by JeremiahThompson June 11, 2024