bingleberry

A technically inept person.

You bingleberry, you downloaded the wrong driver!

by funky_man November 3, 2013

Binkle

an act which causes frustration for someone else, usually this act is done by an infant or young child, but could also describe a childish act done by an adult.

"The baby was not feeling well, he binkled me all day!"
"My friend binkles me constantly by telling me the story of his drunken rampage last weekend"
"My wife binkled me to pick up some beer on my way home."

by Arghh! February 5, 2012

Bindle Stiffed

When a hobo comes up to you while you are in a hurry and begins to tell you his life story. This is usually followed by the metaphorical feeling that he has taken his bindle stick and shoved it deep into your ass piercing your colon. This feeling metaphorical feeling is caused by the fact that you will be arriving late to your destination and that you have no more change in your pocket.

Employee: Sorry im late for work I got bindle stiffed.

Boss: Heres some metaphorical tampons and hemorrhoid cream.

Employee: He took $1.37

by rekrap April 4, 2011

Silly Binilly

A Silly Binilly is someone with a unique personality, They do odd things, are very clumsy, quite shy, and get tongue twisted when feeling anxious. Silly Binillys are also funny and very entertaining friends.

You silly binilly! You have your shoes on the wrong feet!

silly binillys fix their shirt while having sex.

Silly binillys like to use sounds to express themselves like: Ehh, Err, Ehmmm, Ughh, Ahhh, Muahaha etc.

Your shirts on backwards you silly binilly!

silly binillys wear a hat during sex.

silly binillys chew gum while having sex.

Person:"Hey can you get my phone sitting by the fridge"
silly binilly: "Yeah sure"
Person:"cool thanks"
(5 minutes later)
person: "Hey were is it"
Silly binilly: "where's what"
person:"the phone"
Silly binilly: "you never asked me"
Person: "yes i did you sillybinilly"
silly binilly: oh ahh eh hehe sorry i wasn't paying attention.

by SexyLexiiii June 28, 2011

Bilology

The study of text messaging and word abbreviations, such as "lol", "rofl", and "idk."

Student #1 - Bro, I haven't seen you in years! How ya been?
Student #2 - Idk, just been goin to college, lol!
Student #1 - NICE! What's your major?
Student #2 - BiLOLogy!

by Kevin Heisinger April 22, 2011

bingles

money, usually 1s

made from combing single with bills.

yo dude just throw me some bingles for the case and we'll be even.

by CrispyC July 1, 2009

bindlescreeper

opposite to scrindlebeeper, sad mardy upset noxious person wanting to moan about what they want to moan about to everyone, just to upset their day.

when asked if ok a bindlescreeper would reply. no and continue to rant at the mouth all sadness they can think of, beware the bindlescreeper, find a scrindlebeeper to cheer you up.

by scrindlebeeper January 20, 2009