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binghamton

Once booming model industrial city in the 1950's and 60's which, like many cities in New York State not supported by the capital generated by NYC, has seen a mass exodus of businesses and large-scale population loss.

Where people from NYC and Long Island send their children to attend college if they didn't get into the Ivy League University of their choice. Many of these individuals will then spend the entirety of their next four years either on campus, on the Vestal Parkway, or on State Street, from which they will draw vastly overgeneralized conclusions and constantly gripe about how shitty Binghamton is, as they walk around with a false sense of entitlement.

Where people from Deposit, Windsor, Kirkwood, etc go when they want to experience "The Big City", which entails dad getting gussied up in his "dress camo" and Dale Sr. hat and taking the family out to a fancy dinner at Ruby Tuesdays. This is one of the two sub-groups of people from which the ego-maniacal L.I. SUNY student will draw his opinion of Binghamton writ large. See also: Walmart.

Binghamton is also inhabited by the townie, who has been bred, since birth, to bitch about being stuck in Binghamton (while making no attempt to leave), despise the unwarranted elitism of the SUNY student, and abuse drugs and alcohol. The average townie can outdrink most people, and probably has "a guy" if you need to cop some blow.

Growing up Gotti wanna-be's with blowouts and unbuttoned dress shirts with no undershirt, State Street sluters wearing tube tops and mini-skirts in the middle of January, cokeheads, overt racists, J.A.P.S., faggot frat boys, unfulfilled potential, boarded-up store fronts.

Beautiful weather from May through October, Lots of good folks who will be bigger than the town they were born in, Basketball outside during the summer, Bar-hopping during the summer when there's no SUNY crowd, proximity to Syracuse and NYC.
"Yo, you's pretty fly..... is you from NYC?"

"Bitch, I should smack youuuuuu. I'm from BINGHAMTON, BINGHAMTON, BINGHAMTON!!!"
by knowledge bone November 11, 2006
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bangbarrassment

n. Embarrassment experienced over having sexual relations with a particular person.

adj. "Bangbarrassed". To experience bangbarrassment.
She wouldn't say what happened last night after the bar... I think she has bangbarrassment.
by Psychic Sphincter February 3, 2006
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binghamton

An overpopulated truck stop.
by Jonathan March 23, 2005
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Bingtard

A not so smart bingo player. One who makes simple bingo mistakes.
Check out the new players. They don't even have daubers...what bingtards.

Dude 1: "Hey this round is a pipe round. That doesn't look like a pipe at all."
Bernie: "You are a bingtard."
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Binghamton, NY

The hometown of Rod Serling, creator of The Twilight Zone, and where spiedies originated. Known for hosting Spiedie Fest and Balloon Rally at every August.
Let's stop in Binghamton, NY for some spiedies!
by amsdragonfly August 19, 2008
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la binga

Dude. You have the smallest la binga here so I wouldn't be talkin'.
by An Ookie Cookie May 8, 2008
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Binbagged

Binbagged is a term that has been around for a few years now and the first time i can recall hearing the phrase was when a mates girlfriend caught him playing away..

He came home after work to find all his gear outside their flat in the car park conveniently packed in black sacks..
Hello John, Sorry to hear she binbagged you..

John was binbagged by his girlfriend for being naughty and playing away from home.

John came home to find he'd been binbagged and she'd changed the locks.
by Nut-Magnet August 21, 2009
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