Biliation

To be shy in public but talkative when you get on your computer.

Public: "Hey dude, how's your day?" (Biliation): "Ehh, I'm okay."

Computer: "Sup man!"
(Biliation): "Sup! Man have you seen this new video? It looks so awesome!"

by Rob7738 April 11, 2009

Water Bloat

A time when you drink too much 'essence of life' and look really fat for ages. Common Youtube Videos are based around this gimmick. Can extend to you looking pregnant when it is just water.

"OMG, i did'nt know men could get pregnant!"

"Yeah, 38 weeks in."

"Really?"

"Nah, it's just a water bloat i'm growing for a Youtube video."

by danza3142 November 11, 2009

bilot

Tagalog term for vagina.

"Wow, Josefina has a big bilot!"

by TV's Lacy D. June 25, 2008

coke bloat

The bloating that occurs from consuming either too much soda or too much cocaine.

Coke Bloat: "Wow, Lindsay Lohan sure looks bloated these days. I highly doubt it's from drinking soda."

by It's-Me May 29, 2007

bloatum

Fluid filling the balls of the ideal woman.

I want to describe for you my Ideal Woman. My Ideal Woman has slim hips, powerful thighs, sinewy calves, a narrow waist, a flat stomach with taut lines of muscle, a broad, powerful chest, wide shoulders, bulging biceps, jack-hammer-like forearms, a bull-like neck, and a drooping, veined pecker with a livid, velvety fire-helmet top — an opalescent drop of pre-cum winking at the droop-lipped meatus slit — and two pendulous balls heavy with hot bloatum. Call me a dreamer, if you will, but I believe my Ideal Woman is out there, somewhere, and I’m not going to stop looking until I find her.

by J.Shorten May 15, 2008

Bloativated

Adj. The need to work out or get in shape due to a real or perceived feeling of fatness. Usually triggered by clothes that don't fit, a higher-than-expected scale reading or a comment.

Also can be used as a verb, to bloativate.

When I couldn't button my jeans, I immediately was bloativated.

by Ddorfjt July 25, 2009

bloativate

verb. to cause a feeling of bloativation, i.e. to inspire someone to feel fat and hence the need to get in shape.

When he asked if I was pregnant, it totally bloativated me.

by Ddorfjt July 25, 2009