biblical age

the combination of your current age and the ages of your living children. This is based on the fact that many biblical characters lived to absurdly large ages, and begat tremendous numbers of children. People often say having children ages one prematurely; this is an way to quantify this.

"My biblical age is 86"
"Wow, you look great for your age!"

by E. Thomas Ologist January 28, 2025

Biblically accurate Bussy

a term used to describe a pre bottom surgery trans males genitalia, putting a more literal meaning to the words that make up 'bussy'.

person 1(FtM, pre-op): "god, i wish i had a cooler way to refer to my vag."
person 2:"hmm.. how about 'biblically accurate bussy'?"

by BigDaddySalts August 9, 2023

Biblical Satanism

A small sect of Satanism which believes in God and Satan as living beings/deities. Biblical Satanists believe that God is the villian of the bible and that Satan is the hero. They share some things in common with LaVeyan Satanists such as indulging in sin, having pride in yourself, and thinking freely. You don't have to worship Satan to be a Biblical Satanist, that's your choice.

Have you ever heard of Biblical Satanism?

by CromBomb September 24, 2017

biblical stain

a semen stain left by a nocturnal emission or ejaculation

I was cleaning Jimmy's room yesterday and I found a biblical stain on his bed.

by agressive_hobbit172 February 23, 2018

Biblical Cuckery

1. A situation in a romantic relationship where one partner emphasizes the inclusion of religious ideology or practices to a degree that it becomes a point of contention or conflict between the couple, especially when the emphasis on religion is perceived to undermine the other partner's role or influence within the relationship.
2. The insistence by one partner that their shared religious beliefs and practices must play a central role in the relationship, potentially leading to disagreements or discomfort if the other partner does not share the same level of commitment or interpretation.

It's quite unfortunate that Jonathan got locked into quite the case of Biblical Cuckery with that last relationship,

by Ateenwithadream March 3, 2024

Biblical relations

Fucking. Having sex.

Betty and Frank began having biblical relations once they were married.

by Tmoneyhustla November 14, 2020

circle jerk of biblical proportions

When project management goes any direction other than the intended.

E.g. 16 expensive consultant engineers discussing where to put the "Hazardous Materials" label on Little Boy.

Engineer 12#: "I think we should put it at the top since this is the first thing the enemy sees."
Paying stakeholder: "This is a circle jerk of biblical proportions"

by swaglord_mcmuffin August 21, 2024