Bisto

alternative to gravy.

Jamay: "hows it going foo?"
Jago: "its aaaaaall bisto"

by Argos Gold February 15, 2005

Bister

Sister or any other female relative or friend.

Sister 1: BISSTAAA
Sister 2: Bister!
Sister 3: BIisSTUhhh.
Friend: I'm a bister, too!

by bISTer June 25, 2010

bistulum

A burp that has travled to the end of your digestive tract and back picking up a strong scent of shit (ass scented beltch).

Her breath was rank with bistulum.

by RAFFO November 2, 2003

Bisto Logflume

A euphemism for gay male sex, for use in sensitive company

"Oh, Gary and Paul were out together all weekend. I think they must have gone to the theme park, they mentioned riding the Bisto Logflume together three times in a row"

"Oh man, next time we ride the Bisto Logflume, you're going in front. Those baby gravy stains will take ages to get out"

by plinkyplonker February 6, 2010

Bistley

North Devon word for dirty

I couldn't eat anything cooked in that bistley kitchen.

Look how bistley your car is since you drove through the mud.

by Molton Mole June 7, 2017

Bhost Tangent

When you ask Bhost something really minor and he turns it into a 40 minute long tangent that slowly saps the will to live out of everyone else present.

"Hey Bhost, what do you think of vinegar?"
"Well, I love vinegar for a variety of reasons, including...."
"Oh no. It's a bhost tangent."

by pi'erre November 20, 2020

Pinky blister

When a guy gets a little to rough on the pussy and she gets a blister

Ah man my pussy hurts I think I have a pinky blister

by Racist rapist January 25, 2018