breeder goggles

metaphorically worn by women of child-bearing age whose actions are dictated by the deafening ticking of their biological clocks; they make the wearer blind to obvious shortcomings of potential mates and instead disproportionately illuminate qualities which will produce attractive and clever children

She must be wearing breeder goggles to seriously consider marrying that ego-maniac!

by Indigospark October 22, 2010

Bleeding lethal pilot

Someone who turns a corner on a bike with great speed and doesn't fall off

That boy is a bleeding lethal pilot

by Colm Conor October 24, 2016

beeduoenjoyer

Beeduoenjoyer is a very cool mutual and they are amazing and sweet I also don't take criticism

Beeduoenjoyer is very cool

by Fuzboo September 4, 2021

breeder balls

big juicy fat balls that are filled with the sweetest, finest sperm that are so delectable they are in peak form for breeding.

that dude has some amazing breeder balls

by pussypopexplosiongunsounds November 22, 2021

Maggot Breeder

One who wears a coat or some other kind of thick clothing during hot sunny weather to cover up ones embarrassing body. This tend to affect people who are very obese (creating a greenhouse effect on their already pungent odour) or virgins who are to scared to let the skin meet the sun for fear of judgement by a passing member of the opposite sex.

It's 30°C outside, the sun is shining and there isn't a cloud in the sky so why are you wearing your winter jacket?

Maggot Breeder - "Maggot Breeding mate...".

by jampez77 June 4, 2013

Submissive & Breedable

When someone is so hot, so attractive (sexually), you would want to reproduce with them (breedable).

“Damn did you see him? He looks submissive & breedable!”
“Hell yeah.”

by b linin it August 7, 2021

bleedin' amy

A word meant to be left ambiguous. It is meant to be left up to the imagination to spark curiosity and to disturb the listener, while not actually meaning anything.

Alarmist: You can go wheelbarrow style, doggie style, or even a Bleedin' Amy!
Dingo: What's that?
Alarmist: Don't Ask!

by GunGunGun_Dingo February 1, 2008