Beverage Incentive

A liquid bonus, typically a six-pack of the performer's choice, attached to an action, and granted after completion of the action. The action is typically crude in nature, such as having sex with someone for situational humor, or finishing a large quantity of alcohol.

Bob, Ted, Fred and Jimmy are at a bar:
Bob: "So my sister and mother are coming to visit next week"
Ted: "Beverage Incentive!"
Bob: "..."

A week later, after Jimmy successfully slays both:
Ted: "Jimmy, here's your two six packs. I'm going to put down another beverage incentive. If you finish all 12 beers in 20 minutes, I'll get you another six pack"

by JR Page December 25, 2010

boxed brown bone-bettering bovine boob beverage

Chocolate milk that comes in a box

I grabbed a box of boxed brown bone-bettering bovine boob beverage from the school cafeteria.

by Bobert Boberto December 29, 2017

The God of frozen beverages

A Venti (large) Double Chocolate Chip Frappucino from starbucks, with the whipped cream and chocolate sauce stirred in.

I went down to starbucks and picked up The god of frozen beverages, I had bitches hanging off me all day after that

by Matt Evening March 23, 2007

Beverage Porn

Beverage porn is when people get fantasies about their certain beverage.

For example, when sliding a starbucks plastic coffee cup in and out of the cardboard holder. This may be pleasurable to some people, hence Beverage Porn.

by Coley!!! July 15, 2009

Enjoy Your Beverage

Verb,(1) a phrase yelled at a person you just defeated, in an attempt to add insult to defeat. (2) A way of showing superiorority/excellence to a friend or foe in a polite way.

Person1-"Yo man, imma 'bout to win this.."
person2-"no way man i just scored the last point"
Person1-"Bull sh*t, you cheated!"
person2-"Shutup and Enjoy your Beverage."

by Byrd1324 May 9, 2011

Angry Beverage man

A man who works at a college, ex: University of Hartford, he usually stocks the cups my the drink machines and stares at the girls asses as the pass, also someone who makes sure that you use the appropriate bowl for ice cream, usually abbreviated as ABM

The Angry Beverage Man just looked at my girlfriends’ ass then he took my cup when I wanted to get ice cream and told me I need to get a bowl.

by Mike Randazzo October 8, 2007

flammable beverage

It means booze.

Hey guys, I'm gonna go get a flammable beverage, anybody else want one?

by Gulstab February 12, 2010