beating a dead horse

It doesn't matter how much you want to continue riding beating a dead horse is not going to get you anywhere.

If something is already done and over with there is no point in still talking about it.

If something is already broken there is no point in trying to use it.

Someone breaks up with there girl/boyfriend and continues to bitch about them to there friends weeks later. That person is beating a dead horse, the relationship is over there is no point in thinking about it since the matter is already resolved with you having broken up.

Relationship = dead horse
Bitching about it = beating it

Trying over and over to start your car after you've been in an accident where it is clear that the car is not going to work.

Broken Car = dead horse
Trying to start it = beating it

by Bradley Groot February 19, 2008

beating around the bush

being indirect in conversation

please stop beating around the bush and cut to the chase: what the fuck do you want?

by save November 18, 2002

Bestie westie

The girl that would always be for you every time u need her; your bestie, ur ride or die ❤

aww u my bestie westie

by Yafavgurlll May 31, 2018

Bedtime Story

Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.

"Dude, I told this girl a bedtime story last night and she moaned so loud!"

by suckmycorn February 1, 2009

Bestie

Bestie. Best{ee}:
Term for Best Friend! One who is always by your side, who never ditches you, and who would take a bullet for you. This term is not to be mistaken for beastie which means something entirely different.

Julia is my bestie.

Steve: Who you hanging out with tonight Carl?

Carl: MY BESTIE!

by B-tothe-J October 2, 2010

crypto-bestiality

Sexual encounters between humans and mythological creatures, i.e. dragons, unicorns, manticores, basilisks, homunculuses

1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.

2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!

by magicalunicornfucker December 7, 2009

No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality

man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."

by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010