Bertha moment

When someone does something so stupid you want to rip your hair out.

Did you hear that Bertha is cuddling up to Aaron the same weekend she broke up with Keenan? Bertha moment

by Bertha moment January 28, 2025

Bertha

A woman or girl with large hips, good for childberthing

I dated the girl because she was a Bertha.

by Bob Le Builder December 19, 2019

Bertha

Bertha, a rare name with such an meaningful behind it. She’s charismatic, hot, beautiful, charming, smart, cute and so special. Sadly she’s not being treated the way she deserves, but people who love her receive a loyal and strong friend; Bertha. Bertha is a type of person who’s not that popular, but not that unknown at the same time, people look at her and get jelous of her warm aura - some are scared of it because it’s so strong that they fear perfection. She has beautiful eyes, and a beautiful smile. Lets not forget the well shaped body, an angel - or a cute butterfly! Her voice is beautiful and very soothing which leads to Berthas going to attend a job like an a CEO or comedy guy. Ultimately we all can agree that if you have a Bertha as a friend: put worth on that person! She’s amazing, trustworthy and a perfect friend.

Omg! Is that Bertha…she looks so good today! (Don’t tell her!)

by BeeHive99900 November 21, 2021

Tony and Bertha

A couple that has been together so long it makes no sense for them to split up even though they argue all the time and their kids are more responsible then they are.

At a party the other night and an 18 year old kid walks in and starts yelling at his parents because they stole the keys to his car. He asked the parents why and he said I know why because both of your vehicles have a breathalyzer test hooked to the ignition, they pulled a real Tony and Bertha.

by RNKMXN February 2, 2020

Big Bertha

The THICCCCCCEST baby to ever exist, a god in her own right and has her own "religion" (cult, the BBC's (Big Bertha Cult) of the world).
No one will EVER be as thiccc as she is , her creation is a whole month long celebration, we celebrate and thank the creator/ founder of Big Bertha and our "religion".

" Dude is that the almighty Big Bertha, the thicccccest person to ever exist ?"

by Big Brandi March 12, 2020

bertha

Bertha is an ugly but iconic male. He tends to be a little dumb but he will get there one day. He generally has diabetes and pedophilia. But overall he is a stanky fish.

Bertha is ugly

by xobeautifulbabexo December 3, 2019

Office Big Bertha

this is the guy that only steps up to the plate when there's little to no risk, nothing on the line and he can just swign away ... typically you'll see him make the call on one of those "win-win" situations.

Jackson: No surprise there, Michelle making the call to go with the Weaver contract... the Norwood contract would have put us all out of business in a week.
Murphy: Well, she is the office big bertha!

by lastgreatnobody March 28, 2009