bearded clam

unshaven female genitals having a growth of hair

her pussy looked like a bearded clam

by j r lang January 13, 2008

Rancho Bernardo

A city located within "the bubble." A place where lots of old retired people live. Broomstickings and thong checkings are encouraged at RBHS. The rich people live in the trails and the only thing open past ten is the rite aid in the neighboring town of CMR.

alex trebec: where does the largest population of old people in the US like to hang out?
contestant: what is the VONS in RB

by Alex J February 27, 2005

Andy Bernard

Easily the funniest character on The Office. Brilliantly played by Ed Helms.

Awkard, goofy, creepy and loveable at the same time.

Just the way he talks is bound to make you laugh.

His dumb little smile gets me everytime.

"just getting some face time with the boss"

"I'll be at the top of this place in no time. How? I never break off a handshake. I'm always one step ahead of the game... like a... carpenter... who builds stairs."

-Andy bernard on life.

by fontownliberal April 29, 2010

Bernadeth

A girl from the Philippines whose beauty makes everyone extremely jealous. She can be considered Asian Persuasion- and once you mess with her, there's no going back. She's absolutely gorgeous, smart, talented, and every girl dreams to be her. She sings like an angel and protects those she loves. You're lucky to be her friend :)

who has their tenth monthaversary today?
Bernadeth
<3 =.=

by ninja081511 December 12, 2012

bearded clam

Slang term for the vagina.

Andrew spent his summers in Maine in search of the elusive bearded clam.

by Seymour Merkin August 9, 2002

Andy Bernard

a STUPID IDIOTIC NUMBSKULL who sold his XTERRA to a SMART and CAPABLE man named DWIGHT.

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

by GIVE ME A FUCKING PSEUDONYM February 1, 2020

Bernardes

Italian name, usually used as a last name. Only awesome people are called bernardes. Every girl with this name is known to dance well and have a fine ass!!

Ohh damn, look at that girl's ass and how she moves, she's got to be a bernardes!

by wizard of words April 6, 2009