beardo the man

Pronunciation: \ˈbir-(ˌ)dō-thə-man\

Function: noun

A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”

Dude 1: Holy shit, that dude just just grew a beard right in front of my fucking face! He must be beardo the man!

Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.

by beardo the man June 28, 2010

Bedroomwife

Different to a housewife, who lives in her own house with her husband; the bedroomwife lives in her in-laws house with husband. The bedroomwife only rules their bedroom. she is not the woman of the house.

Shela: "Bob and Mary just got married, where do they live?"
Billy: "Oh at her in-laws house. She's a bedroomwife."

by Buff Betty July 21, 2010

beardophilia

An abnormal obsession/attraction to beards and men with facial hair.

I got a huge lady boner while waiting in line behind a bearded man and almost asked if I could brush it. My beardophilia is out of control!

by Treegerson October 25, 2013

bedongle

To adorn or bejewel the penis or genital region of a man.

The male equivalent of vagazzle.

Trying to impress his girlfriend, Bob went to a salon to have rindstones super-glued to his Johnson...with glitter...and voila, bedongled!

by Bob Bedongle December 29, 2015

Beadophobia

The fear of beads

“Don’t bring those beads over here, they have Beadophobia”

by Kakarot_Cat November 26, 2017

bedonkers

Very, very large breasts. Usually belonging to Anime Girls.

“dude you should watch ‘food wars’, the girls have huge bedonkers.”

by The guy that’s shy October 2, 2018

Bedoreable

Adorable to the standards of Mr. Jeffrey Bedore

"Your stuck in your 21st century mind. It's Bedoreable

by Pope Bedore April 15, 2019