The distressed human pose mimicking a motorcycle Bending over and forward with arms held straight in air behind ones self like handle bars . The Rider of the Bendoretti grasps its arms/handle bars from behind as if riding a motorcycle.
" Bendoretti !" said person bends over and gets ready , Rider assumes position... Driver kick starts the Bendoretti using shin diggers, Bendoretti is expected to " Vroom". If Bendoretti runs out of gas , add fuel in whichever way suits, if Bendoretti sputters, or stalls, check it's gears in prescribed method. This pose is for entertainment only , such as losing a bet and should not be used as punishment.
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