bemo

bemo is the most friendly creature you'll ever meet, almost like a dog! bemo also can be used as an adjective for someone who desperately needs a haircut.

"that dude is definitely bemo, he's almost got longer hair than me!"

by Velociraptor Eater December 10, 2022

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homies before blowmes

a humorous variant of "bros before hoes"

Matt: Sorry guys, but I can't go to the bar with you. Jennifer definitely wants my dick!
Joe: Homies before blowmes, man.

by mexican quilt November 15, 2009

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glove it before you love it

meaning...

"Put on a condom before you have sex."

GirL:: you BETTER glove it before you love it bcuzz i CANT get pregnant!

by StunninMa April 12, 2007

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Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

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Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees.

1. You don't do something important before preparing the right way.

2. Don't do something dumb without thinking about it.

Guy 1 "Damn, I just cut my hand while sawing."
Guy 2 "Really? How?"
Guy 1"I mean I wasn't really wearing gloves."
Guy 2 "Don't taste the honey before you smoke the bees."

by cherryovervanilla May 24, 2021

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