blingless

A term coined by bedlam, meaning to be without bling.

Steve: Be honest, you bought that Tag Heuer off a sidewalk vendor downtown.
Jimmy: Yup.
Steve: You're blingless yo.
Jimmy: Word.

by MXI April 13, 2006

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Bangnessa

Another word for a friendly person who has long straight hair and is bored of her old name.

Hey bangnessa, wanna go drink a bottle of tequila, have few fireball shots, down a fifth of whiskey, pound a 30 pack, have a few martinis, drink an old fashioned, have a margarita, mix in a coors light, drink a rum n coke, pound some gin, then go out to dinner?

by Kukuroo February 18, 2015

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Thing Blindness

Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.

Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?

Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.

Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness

by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010

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Toe Blindness Syndrome

When your stomach is so big, you cannot see your toes.

Man, my boss already has TBS - Toe Blindness Syndrome, but he's still eating out of the vending machine.

by bing's wai July 8, 2011

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disclaimer blindness

The temporary blindness or other visual problems that occur from trying to read hardly discernible product disclaimers on TV ads.

I can't see the program for this lingering disclaimer blindness!

by redPooka September 2, 2012

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Maternal Blindness

Truly believing your ugly child is the best looking kid on the planet.

"Sara certainly has maternal blindness with her newest addition that baby is uglier than sin but she keeps bragging about how cute it is what is she thinking?"

by prfctlyflwd March 11, 2013

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Ass Blindness

When looking at an ass but your sole attention is on it that you fail to notice surrounding things such as the owners face or ect.

*Can be shortened to ass blind

David was caught in ass blindness as he didn't notice his friends were in the background.
When Jamal saw the girls face after being in a state of ass blindness he quickly scrolled away from her instagram feed.

by Axel432 December 16, 2014

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