Beige Head

A balding male, typically well off and completely inconsiderate toward anyone below his paygrade or with more hair. A Beige Head is NOT bald, but balding. This gives the overall appearance of his hair a beige-like coloration.

"That stupid Beige Head in the Mercedez cut me off!"

by Coates45 April 20, 2009

siege the beige

in pursuit for blow job

man i have been trying to seige the beige but no luck so far

by NCON3000, JB and Bro, and Brusnik August 7, 2005

Beige Flares

The pants of choice for the slightly curious male looking to have a big night at various clubs/bars in Melbourne. Wearing these requires a certain level of bravery as it will inevitably lead to comments from random punters.

Hey bro, you look gay in them Beige Flares!

by n3o5 May 13, 2011

beige-core

Popular music, so mundane, mediocre and unoriginal that it becomes offensive, inducing temporary fits of rage, nausea; and in some cases, total mental breakdown. Typically found in most of today's official top 40 chart, but has had a strong following since boring people started making music.

ED - "Have you heard what the number one selling album of 2014 was?"

RICHARD - "Yea, absolute beige-core. I'd rather stand up for a week, watching wet beige paint stay wet, then throw myself into a massive fucking can of beige paint than listen to any of that shit."

ED - "I quite liked it."

RICHARD - "Fuck you."

by Perry J October 15, 2015

beige buffet

typical English platter, filled with beige food items e.g. smiley face smiley face potato waffles, and chips.

tonight for dinner we have a beige buffet!

by heinzbeanztomatoketch April 26, 2022

beige mom

A beige mom is a mother who only gives their child sad beige toys (usually wooden) along with sad beige clothing you may be wondering why do these mothers not give their children the joy of a bright colorful life well these mothers also live a sad beige life and go feral when something is out of their aesthetic

“ did u see Shelly’s TikTok she is really turning into a beige mom”

by iDontKnowWhatsGoingOn26 February 22, 2023

Mushroom Beige

a. the colour to describe the colour of a mushroom

b. A common room paint coulour

i.e Oooh, is that beige?

Ooooh yeah, what kind of beige?

Hmmmm...Mushroom beige...

by lilmissmush February 7, 2010