A balding male, typically well off and completely inconsiderate toward anyone below his paygrade or with more hair. A Beige Head is NOT bald, but balding. This gives the overall appearance of his hair a beige-like coloration.
by Coates45 April 20, 2009
by NCON3000, JB and Bro, and Brusnik July 18, 2005
typical English platter, filled with beige food items e.g. smiley face smiley face potato waffles, and chips.
tonight for dinner we have a beige buffet!
by heinzbeanztomatoketch April 26, 2022
A beige mom is a mother who only gives their child sad beige toys (usually wooden) along with sad beige clothing you may be wondering why do these mothers not give their children the joy of a bright colorful life well these mothers also live a sad beige life and go feral when something is out of their aesthetic
by iDontKnowWhatsGoingOn26 February 23, 2023
Popular music, so mundane, mediocre and unoriginal that it becomes offensive, inducing temporary fits of rage, nausea; and in some cases, total mental breakdown. Typically found in most of today's official top 40 chart, but has had a strong following since boring people started making music.
ED - "Have you heard what the number one selling album of 2014 was?"
RICHARD - "Yea, absolute beige-core. I'd rather stand up for a week, watching wet beige paint stay wet, then throw myself into a massive fucking can of beige paint than listen to any of that shit."
ED - "I quite liked it."
RICHARD - "Fuck you."
RICHARD - "Yea, absolute beige-core. I'd rather stand up for a week, watching wet beige paint stay wet, then throw myself into a massive fucking can of beige paint than listen to any of that shit."
ED - "I quite liked it."
RICHARD - "Fuck you."
by Perry J September 01, 2015
The pants of choice for the slightly curious male looking to have a big night at various clubs/bars in Melbourne. Wearing these requires a certain level of bravery as it will inevitably lead to comments from random punters.
by n3o5 April 22, 2011
by lilmissmush February 07, 2010